Laura Wheeler
Nature
London, United Kingdom
I am one of those girls that spills red wine on white carpets
Hello my name is Laura! It seems a third of girls born around the same time as me are also called Laura….sooo I thought I would write down a few points that make me different from every other Laura you know. It may also explain why I am the best Laura you know….yeyess I know how you all like to debate this...but DON’T because this is a FACT ladies and gentlemen!!!
In no particular order:
* I have long hair and three different types of straighteners
* I prefer salad to chocolate
* I don’t like the words juicy and succulent and hate the sound of folding paper
* My yawn sounds a bit weird
* I don’t like fizzy alcohol and I think cider tastes like cheese
* I seem to add the words ‘the old’ into pretty much all my sentences
* Facebook is my homepage
* I have only ever had one car crash that was in my drive at home…and I have also been in a bus crash
* I like my tea without sugar and only enjoy it in certain mugs
* I like to sleep in a tiny corner of my bed
* Science is way better than property! FACT
* My porn star name would be ‘Fish-camerose-close’…sexy haha
* Only ONCE did I call an ice cream van a caravan….and will probably be bullied for doing so for the rest of my life
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